Before I Came to College, I Wish I had Known . . .

that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep right >through it

that I would change so much and barely realize it

that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways

that college kids throw airplanes, too

that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so dressed up

that every clock on campus shows a different time

that if you were smart in high school - so what?

that I would go to a party the night before a final

that you can know everything and yet fail a test

that you can know nothing and ace a test

that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes

that friendship is more than getting drunk together

that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about

that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50

that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, and physics is really math

that I really wouldn't be with that high school (boy/girl)friend for the rest of my life

that dorms can be both your lifeline and personal hell at the same time

that beer would play an intricate role in my future

how much I would miss my washer and dryer at home

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