OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF COVERT ACTIVITIES FELINE DIVISION A WELCOME MESSAGE FROM WALNUT DIRECTOR OF COVERT ACTIVITIES

To all our newest recruits, I welcome you to the intriguing, dangerous and fascinating world of feline espionage. This job is so top secret few humans realize its existence. It began when word reached us that our kitty comrades in the UK were being denied essential medical care. Fearing repercussion for flouting the law, a network of felines began operating in a covert fashion to devise supply and escape routes, safe houses and a worldwide legal defense team. The strategy is simple. We must confuse, befuddle and outsmart the enemy be it MI-6, CIA, FBI, SCOTLAND YARD, INTERPOL OR A HOST OF OTHER NAMELESS ACRONYMS. Being cats, we knew our natural superiority to the dim-witted humans would be our greatest advantage. With a little effort we would be unbeatable. Accordingly all our agents have begun intensive training in the arts of espionage. Surveillance, claw to claw combat, claw to hand combat, intelligence gathering , camouflage and hiding in plain sight are all requirements for special agents. If you feel you could contribute to our mission in a positive way, we welcome you. When you are ready for this, you may signup here or from the link on the left.